Thursday, December 11, 2008

Da Pope...decked out in priceless jewels and


carrying a staff made out of solid gold...

condemns the global financial system as "self-centered, short-sighted, and lacking concern for the poor. Hookay!

Have you seen the new "Catholic credit card" that gives a donation of 1% of purchases to the Vatican every time you use it.No?...Check it out here.

The Vatican Phone Card requires a 50 Euro minimum deposit.

insert date rape joke here---> When in Rome, don't forget to stop by the Piazza del Belvedere, to see the Vatican Pharmacy.Closed all Sundays and religious holidays in accord with Vatican calendar.

David Peel and The Lower Eastside couldn't make this stuff up...NSFW

you know you want more.


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